There are the things which girls do and do not want to talk:

Read and enjoy

  • Wearing the same bra for at least a week.
  • Wearing that one bra about once every six weeks because it’s the only one that works with a certain top, and never actually washing it.
  • Wearing old bras that are definitely the wrong size now, but you just can’t bear to part with them.
  • Putting a bra in the washing basket, and then taking it out again when you realize how uncomfortable all your other ones are.
  • Examining your tampon after it’s been ~in you~.
  • And realizing that “blood” is a pretty weak description of what a period actually is.
  • Getting your pubes trapped in a pad’s “wings.”
  • Really enjoying digging ingrown hairs.
  • Having whole sessions with the tweezers where you get every single one.
  • Making hair art on the shower walls from all the hair that falls off your head.
  • And finding it quite satisfying to pull out those stray hairs that get stuck in your bum crack.
  • Twiddling your pubes in a totally non-sexy way.
  • Owning a pair of scissors that you exclusively use to trim your pubes.
  • Also giving them a haircut while sitting on the toilet and marveling at the amount you can trim off.
  • But also being terrified you’ll accidentally snip something very important.
  • Removing all your pubes and then being freaked out by your naked vagina.
  • Removing all your pubes and enjoying the ~breeze~.
  • Removing all your pubes and regretting it instantly because you look like an oversized baby.
  • Owning old knickers where your pubes have actually managed to wear a hole through the front.
  • Still wearing these old knickers and creating a lil’ pube ponytail through the hole secretly thinking this is definitely a good look.
  • Eating a piece of food that has fallen into their cleavage.
  • Using their bra as pockets, because let’s face it: Women’s jeans pockets are completely useless.
  • Storing something in their bra, forgetting about it, and only remembering it when you take off your bra that night and it just falls out.
  • Mastering taking off your bra without removing your top.
  • And doing this pretty much every time you get home from work.
  • Playing with your own boobs in the mirror.
  • Squishing them together and wishing you could get a bra that was half as good as your own hands.
  • Pushing them up to your chin to see what you’d look like in a corset from the olden days.
  • Pushing them down to see what they’ll look like when they become sagging.
  • Plucking your nipple hairs.
  • And the ones around your belly button.
  • Quite enjoying popping a spot.

Written by admin

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *